When Arthur (Dudley Moore) goes to Linda’s (Liza Minelli) apartment after proposing to Susan:
INT. LINDA’S BEDROOM – NIGHT
It is a small room. Linda sits at the edge of the bed. Arthur paces.
ARTHUR
Nice. Really a nice place.
LINDA
I’m thrilled. A lush likes my furniture. Talk.
Arthur reaches for a yearbook that is on the table.
ARTHUR
Is this your yearbook?
Linda jumps off the bed and rips the yearbook out of Arthur’s hand.
LINDA
God damn it! I have to get up and go to work tomorrow! Now stop fooling around. What do you want? You want to see a funny picture?
ARTHUR
Yeah.
Linda flips through the book. They are close.
LINDA
This is me in the school play – I played Juliet. Martin Feinberg played Romeo. Look at the hair. God! Martin Feinberg became a lawyer.
ARTHUR
What did you become?
LINDA
I’m a waitress. I’m studying to be an actress.
She flips through the book.
ARTHUR
You want to be an actress?
LINDA
No, schmuck… I’m studying to be an actress because I want to be a carpenter. (in the book) Look at this! Me playing vollyball! This guy went to prison.
ARTHUR
Sure… he probably got a lawyer who wanted to play Romeo. Did you go with anyone?
LINDA
Not really. My mother was sick then. I came home from school and spent as much time with her as I… anyway… it wasn’t a good time. This girl here…Mona… used to get laid 20 times a week.
ARTHUR
She looks tired there.
LINDA
Where did you go to school?
ARTHUR
I went to eight prep schools. I was thrown out of all of them. I was real unhappy as a kid.
LINDA
With all your money?
ARTHUR
Yeah. I had a big house. But nobody wanted me in it.
Linda puts her hand on Arthur’s face.
LINDA
You’re a lovely man.
ARTHUR
Lovely?
LINDA
Don’t worry about it. It’s the best thing I’ve ever said to anyone. Why haven’t you called me?
ARTHUR
Uh… that’s why I came here tonight. I think about you all the time. I am so fond of you…
LINDA
If you’re breaking up with me… I think it’s only fair to tell you that we’ve never had a date.
ARTHUR
(smiling) I am breaking up with you. We were so good we didn’t need dates.
LINDA
Why don’t we see each other and then break up?
ARTHUR
Listen… there’s stuff. Let’s not get into it. I can’t see you. Remember that ring?
LINDA
I had a feeling about that ring… you don’t clean that… you guard it.
ARTHUR
I gave it to somebody tonight.
LINDA
My ring? So what are you doing here?
ARTHUR
I had to see you to tell you I can’t see you.
LINDA
Neither of us is crying. Everything’s okay. You are the strangest person in North America.
ARTHUR
Yeah. Well… goodbye. It would probably be a mistake for you to come to that party Wednesday.
He starts toward the door.
LINDA
Yeah.
He turns.
ARTHUR
It’s the best way. There’s a lot involved.
LINDA
Right.
Arthur kisses her on the lips.
ARTHUR
(after the kiss) Goodbye. I guess this is it.
He continues to hold her.
LINDA
You’re holding me and kissing me. In my bedroom. With what you drank… you may be clearing up my sinuses.
Arthur kisses her again.
ARTHUR
Let’s just say goodbye. This is silly.
He kisses her again. This time it grows into a passionate kiss.
LINDA
(after the kiss) How long ago did you get engaged?
ARTHUR
About four hours ago. Jesus… this is wonderful.
LINDA
Make sure you come by your honeymoon night. Let’s stop. I enjoy you… but there are certain rules.
ARTHUR
Right… Goodbye.
He exits.
In the actual movie this scene was rewirtten and is much shorter. He goes to her apartment to give her $100,000 guilt money which she doesn't take. (Great shot of her dad outside the door, practically dissolving into tears.)
By the way, in the first draft Linda is not Italian. She's Jewish. Davidorf is her original last name.
