Hello from Seattle! Thanks for your great response to yesterday's post. Much better than paying money and seeing the current ARTHUR is reading a scene from the original ARTHUR. I'm fortunate enough to have Steve Gordon's original draft. It contains scenes that never made the final cut. I posted one yesterday and I'm sharing another one now. I'm sure the stuff that didn't make the first movie is better than anything that did make the newer version. Enjoy. Part of the fun of having this blog is being able to share great writing, even if it’s not mine.Remember when Linda shows up at Arthur’s engagement party and they go out to the stables? In this version after the party they go to the Plaza Hotel and end up here:
INT. HUGE ORNATE PLAZA HOTEL SUITE – NIGHT
Linda and Arthur enter the room.
LINDA
(looking around) Look at this room! It’s not easy to feel cheap here.
Arthur sits on the bed.
ARTHUR
You want something to drink? Or eat?
LINDA
No.
She walks to the window and looks out.
LINDA
New York…
ARTHUR
You were expecting Pittsburgh?
LINDA
I feel like we’re a young couple from the Midwest on our first trip to New York.
ARTHUR
(lying back on the bed) Come here.
Linda goes to the bed and lies next to him. He puts his arm around her. They lie like that for a beat.
LINDA
What are we waiting for?
ARTHUR
The other girl will be here in a minute. You didn’t think this was just going to be you and me, did you? You’ll like her.
Linda laughs.
LINDA
Why do I feel so comfortable with you?
ARTHUR
Because we are that couple from the Midwest. And we’re very nice people.
He kisses her. Light at first. Then it quickly turns to passion.
ARTHUR
(breathing heavily) You’re a nice girl… but you don’t turn me on physically.
LINDA
You’re not going to marry that girl. And you know it.
Arthur kisses her again.
ARTHUR
Let’s not talk anymore. Okay?
Linda starts to unbutton Arthur’s shirt. She kisses his chest. They are both very excited.
LINDA
(while kissing his chest) I know you’re not going to marry her.
ARTHUR
She’s talking. Linda… let’s not talk.
He rolls over and kisses her again. After the kiss:
LINDA
Let’s talk for a second…
ARTHUR
I’m having sex here! Do you mind?
LINDA
Why would you marry a woman you don’t love?
ARTHUR
I have to. Can I help you with that zipper?
LINDA
What do you mean… you have to?
ARTHUR
Linda… there’s not a shower in the world cold enough to fix what’s going on here. Now… could we talk about this later?
LINDA
Just tell me what you mean… you have to?
ARTHUR
My family is forcing me to marry her.
LINDA
You asshole! Nobody gets married like that! That hasn’t happened since 1850!
ARTHUR
They’ll cut me off if I don’t! Without a cent!
LINDA
So? You’ll get a job like everybody else. How much money is it?
ARTHUR
250 million dollars.
LINDA
Try it with her for a few years. Maybe it’ll work out.
ARTHUR
Linda… you see this suite? I have to be in suites like this.
LINDA
Why?
ARTHUR
Because… that’s who I am. I’m Arthur Bach. I’ve got nothing but the money. I don’t know who I am without it.
LINDA
You’re not Winston Churchill… I’ll tell you that.
ARTHUR
(touching her face) It took me years… all my life… to find you. Just don’t compete with the money. The money is like my arm. It comes with me.
LINDA
We’re not that nice young couple from the Midwest, are we? I’ll get a cab.
Linda crosses to the door. Arthur sits on the bed. She stops.
LINDA
You can’t have everything, Arthur. If you get the potato you don’t get a vegetable.
ARTHUR
Would you turn down this money?
LINDA
Are you crazy? Of course not! I steal ties for Christ sakes! But when you look for a mistress… make it a mistress! She should speak French and give back rubs. Don’t come to me. I want to get married. What do I know about being a mistress? You’d get me an apartment and I’d want to know if it’s near a good school.
ARTHUR
Goodbye, Linda.
LINDA
Don’t pout. You’re lovely. I’ll remember you the rest of my life.
Linda exits. Arthur goes to the bar and pours a drink.
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